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My Toilet is Possessed by the Devil

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When I was a kid, one of my greatest treats in life was being allowed to buy a Weekly World News at the grocery store checkout stand every time I got dragged along to Kroger. The Weekly World News introduced me to West Virginia’s own Bat Boy, spontaneous human combustion, and a whole array of aliens, ghosts, cryptids, and just plain weird stuff.  I don’t remember this particular story…but there’s no mistaking that black and white  layout of MY favorite publication! If you look VERY closely along the right hand side, it appears as if the original publication date was August 31, 1993 or 1998.
 This lady dealing with the possessed toilet needs to join up with the Haunted Toaster lady; they can start a support group for owners of bedeviled household necessities!  Or, maybe there needs to be a toilet-only possession support group.  It seems as if this toilet isn’t the only demonic commode to be featured in the pages of the Weekly World News.

The possessed toilet articles are obviously another installment of my Friday Funnies series…but for those of you who might want a little more…scholarly….reading on the topic of why a bathroom may be haunted, I’ve written an article explaining MY thoughts.  You can read it here:  HAUNTED BATHROOMS  Stay spooky…and keep your guard up the next time you have to take a restroom break!


Source: http://theresashauntedhistoryofthetri-state.blogspot.com/2018/10/my-toilet-is-possessed-by-devil.html



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    • digdug30

      Hi Theresa, here un the UK we have a paper that goes by the name of the sport. When it first came out it was a sunday only paper. It is famous for having totally OTT headlines, some of the more hilarious ones I remember are, “world war 2 bomber found on moon” and ” Boy lives in bucket” and I seem to remember another great one ” London double decker found at North pole” . I think in more recent years the headlines have calmed down but they were funny at the time, not sure many people were taken in by the paper. Nowadays we have sensationalist headlines from the likes of the daily Express.

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