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AI Biden went down to the creek to fetch a pail of water

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AI Biden went down to the creek to fetch a pail of water. His circuitry got wet, they ran for the vet, but they couldn’t put humpty  together again.
His wife said “My!, you need to dry, then maybe the wi will work?”
“Fat chance said Zuck, this thing is f*cked, all the wi and all the fi will never put humpty together again.”

So they wrapped him up,
in brown paper and string and with one final fling threw him over a cliff.
With tears in their eyes, and moans and cries, they went back for another try, to the place where it all began.

As told to me by a CIA insider.

The new Biden is on the assembly line.

 



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